Filth, by post.
One sealed envelope a month, posted to your door. Inside: an original story written to a genre you choose — from slow-burn romance to rope and restraint — plus a position postcard, a sheet of stickers, a collectible bookmark, a wordsearch, and a playlist that runs the length of the read. No login, no feed, nothing that disappears when you stop paying.
Adults only · Ships to Europe, the US & Canada · Cancel any time
Founding places
183 of 300 founding places taken. Founders keep their price for life and receive the first issue hand-numbered. When the 300 are gone, the price goes up and stays up.
What this is
An experience you look forward to all month
The internet gave you porn that is free, instant, endless and joyless. Letterhead gives you the opposite: something you wait for, tear open, and take your time with. Six things in one envelope, made to be handled rather than scrolled. Nothing to log into, nothing to stream, nothing that vanishes the day you stop paying. Everything we send is yours, and stays yours.
The story
Original erotica, commissioned from working writers and properly edited, written to the genre you chose. Never published online.
Position postcard
One position a month, illustrated in house. On the back: what it's good for, what it punishes — knees, wrists, backs — and how to make it easier.
Stickers
A sheet of them. Some pretty, some filthy, some only filthy once you know what you're looking at.
Bookmark
A different one every month, printed on card thick enough to outlast the story it came with. Twelve by the end of the year. People collect them, and dog-earing our paper remains a crime.
Wordsearch
A grid of letters hiding words your mother would not care for. Absurd, and harder to put down than it has any right to be.
PlayLUST
A card with a code. Scan it and the playlist runs the length of the story. What you do with the remaining tracks is your business.
The genres
Nineteen genres. You choose.
Every subscription is written to genres you pick. Here is the full list, running from the softest end to the sharpest. One genre is included — each extra genre adds another letter to the same envelope for $12 a month.
- Slow-Burn RomanceSoft
- First Time, First NightSoft
- Asexual & DemisexualSoft
- Reunion & Second ChancesWarm
- Strangers & One NightsWarm
- Office & PowerWarm
- Gay — M/MYour pick
- Lesbian — F/FYour pick
- Bisexual & PansexualYour pick
- Trans LeadsYour pick
- Nonbinary LeadsYour pick
- Disabled LeadsYour pick
- Voyeur & ExhibitionHot
- Praise & DevotionHot
- Polyamory & ThreesomesHot
- Dominance & SubmissionSharp
- Rope & RestraintSharp
- Impact & DisciplineSharp
- Degradation & SurrenderSharp
Trans, nonbinary and disabled leads have genres of their own above, and may also turn up in any other genre. If you would rather they did not, there is a box for that when you subscribe — and we keep them out of everything we send you.
Take one genre, take several, or take Dealer's Choice and let us pick a different one for you every month.
Unboxing
See exactly what turns up
Silent, start to finish — safe to play wherever you happen to be. Just the envelope being opened.
Coming next month
Issue 04 — posted on the 1st
Pricing
Pay monthly, or prepay and pay less
Prepaying covers the whole run up front. It's cheaper, it locks your price against any rise, and it means your envelope is reserved from the print run before it's made.
Monthly
- One genre a month, included
- Cancel any time
- Price may rise with the next run
6 months, prepaid
- Six envelopes, one genre included
- Price locked for the run
- Yours to keep, forever
12 months, prepaid
- Twelve envelopes, one genre included
- Price locked for a year
- Includes a toy
Every plan includes one genre a month. Extra genres are $12 a month each and travel in the same envelope. Prepaid runs are not auto-renewed — we write to you before the last envelope and you decide. Ships to Europe, the US and Canada; Canadian addresses carry a $3 shipping charge per envelope.
Gift it
Give somebody twelve of these
Prepaid gift runs of three, six or twelve months. Choose the date the first envelope lands, and we'll post you a sealed card to hand over so it doesn't turn up cold.
Send it straight to them
You choose the genres, you give us their address, and the envelope turns up at their door. They never touch a form.
Let them finish it
We email them a private link. They set their own genres, their own limits and their own address. You never see what they chose.
PARIS
Gift envelopes go out in oxblood with a gold wax seal, so it is obvious it is a gift — and obvious to nobody else what is inside. Nothing on the outside says what it is. Their post is their business, including from you.
The list
One letter a week. Filthier than this page.
A short piece of original writing and a look at what's going into next month's envelope. Free, and no envelope required.
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Questions
Before you ask
Is it explicit?
Yes. Completely. That is the product. You must be 18 or over — or the age of majority where you live, if that's higher — to subscribe.
How do the genres work?
Nineteen of them, listed in full above. You pick them before you pay — it is part of signing up, not something we ask afterwards. One genre is included in every plan; each extra genre adds a second letter to the same envelope for $12 a month. Or take Dealer's Choice and we pick a different one for you each month.
Will anyone know what it is?
The envelope carries our name and nothing else. Letterhead reads as a stationer, because on the outside that is exactly what we are.
What does prepaying actually get me?
A lower monthly rate, your price locked against any rise, and your copies reserved out of a limited print run before it goes to press. The twelve-month run also includes a toy.
What if I miss the cut-off?
Orders close on the 25th so we can print and pack. Miss it and you start with the following month.
Can I cancel?
Monthly, whenever you like, in two clicks. Prepaid runs finish the run — we write to you before the last envelope rather than auto-renewing.
What does joining the list commit me to?
Nothing. It's a weekly letter. Unsubscribe in one click.