Filth, by post.
Original erotica, printed properly and sent to your door once a month. You pick what you want to read about. We handle the paper, the ink and the stamp.
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Founding places
183 of 300 founding places taken. Founders keep their price for life and receive the first issue hand-numbered. When the 300 are gone, the price goes up and stays up.
What this is
A subscription that arrives by post
The internet gave you porn that is free, instant, endless and joyless. Letterhead gives you one envelope a month, printed on good paper and sealed shut. Nothing to log into, nothing to stream, nothing that vanishes the day you stop paying. Everything we send is yours, and stays yours.
The story
Original erotica, commissioned from working writers and properly edited, written to the genre you chose. Never published online.
Position postcard
One position a month, illustrated in house. On the back: what it's good for, what it's murder on, and how to make it easier.
Stickers
A sheet of them. Some pretty, some filthy, some only filthy once you know what you're looking at.
Bookmark
Because you will stop halfway through at least once, and dog-earing our paper is a crime.
Wordsearch
A grid of letters hiding words your mother would not care for. Absurd, and harder to put down than it has any right to be.
A playlist
A card with a code. Scan it and the playlist runs the length of the story. What you do with the remaining tracks is your business.
Fourteen genres, including queer and disabled leads. Choose one, take the random option, or take everything we publish that month. Join the list and you'll get the full genre index in the first letter.
Unboxing
See exactly what turns up
Ninety seconds, no talking, no music you'd have to turn down. Just the envelope being opened.
Replace each frame with an embed. Keep them muted and autoplay-off — this page will be opened somewhere it shouldn't be.
Coming next month
Issue 04 — posted on the 1st
Pricing
Pay monthly, or prepay and pay less
Prepaying covers the whole run up front. It's cheaper, it locks your price against any rise, and it means your envelope is reserved from the print run before it's made.
Monthly
- One envelope a month
- Cancel any time
- Price may rise with the next run
6 months, prepaid
- Six envelopes, reserved
- Price locked for the run
- Skip a month and we extend it
12 months, prepaid
- Twelve envelopes, reserved
- Price locked for a year
- Includes the bound annual
Prepaid runs are not auto-renewed — we write to you before the last envelope and you decide. Ships worldwide from Paris. Billing shows as LTHD PARIS.
Gift it
Give somebody twelve of these
Prepaid gift runs of three, six or twelve months. Choose the date the first envelope lands, and we'll post you a sealed card to hand over so it doesn't turn up cold.
The recipient picks their own genres, and their own limits, on a private link. You never see what they chose — which is rather the point.
Nothing on the outside says what it is. Their post is their business, including from you.
Gift runs
- 3 months — €87
- 6 months — €156 save 10%
- 12 months — €276 save 20%
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The list
One letter a week. Filthier than this page.
A short piece of writing, a look at what's going in next month's envelope, and first refusal on founding places before they're announced anywhere else.
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Questions
Before you ask
Is it explicit?
Yes. Completely. That is the product. You must be 18 or over — or the age of majority where you live, if that's higher — to subscribe.
Will anyone know what it is?
The envelope carries our name and nothing else. Letterhead reads as a stationer, because on the outside that is exactly what we are. Billing appears as LTHD PARIS.
What does prepaying actually get me?
A lower monthly rate, your price locked against any rise, and your copies reserved out of a limited print run before it goes to press.
What if I miss the cut-off?
Orders close on the 25th so we can print and pack. Miss it and you start with the following month.
Can I cancel?
Monthly, whenever you like, in two clicks. Prepaid runs finish the run — we write to you before the last envelope rather than auto-renewing.
What does joining the list commit me to?
Nothing. It's a weekly letter and a heads-up before founding places open. Unsubscribe in one click.